Morning

Well, apart from the bitter cold (mitigated by a merino sweater) and strongly gusting winds, it’s a beautiful morning in False Creek.

Today is the first morning of cooking breakfast on the Coleman propane burner, and hence the first morning for oatmeal with cinnamon, raisins and craisins! Delicious. About time I can actually start making use of the stores of dried food in the pantry.

This morning when I was woken by the sun at 6:50am, I hung a dish towel over the window, which allowed me to go back to sleep for another two hours. Sweet – even the crow landing on the deck and caw-caw-cawing at me for twenty minutes didn’t phase me, and I slept. Good thing, too, I needed the extra few minutes after staying out until 1am watching the new ‘Star Trek’ movie with JT. For the record: movie 7.5/10, theatre-going experience 1/10. $12.50 tickets, $4.50 fountain pop and more than a frackin’ hour of commercials and previews prior to the movie! God. And they wonder why movie piracy is so rampant!

Today I have to launch a bunch of webserver instances in the cloud and start stress-testing the website with ‘siege’. I suspect it’s going to hold up just fine, but we’ll see. I really wish there were some way to pull information about the cloud cluster *from* the cloud, via CSV file or something, instead of having to remember long strings of identifier numbers, IP addresses and volume IDs.

Today I also have to go back to WestMarine to buy wire, and possibly a pair of rubber boots. It has become uncomfortably obvious that I do not own a single pair of waterproof footwear! I mean, seriously, I have three pairs of rainpants, four waterproof jackets, two pairs of neoprene gloves… and no shoes. Given the rain of the past two weeks, this has basically meant constantly damp feet. I’ve been trying to get a pair of boots, but everywhere I try they seem to always be sold out of my size.

Oh! One very interesting piece of news – I spoke with Rogers Wireless tech support the other day, regarding my RocketStick cellular modem thing. Specifically, I wanted to know what the charges would be if I were to go waaaaaaaay over my allotted bandwidth for the month. Currently I have a “scaling” plan, which gives me 500 megabytes for $30/month – should I go over 500 megabytes, it changes my plan to a gigabyte for $35/month. Should I go over that, it changes to 1.5G for $40/month, then 2G for $45/month, and so on until $85 for 5G.

So that’s where I was worried – currently I am using anywhere from 100 megabytes to a gigabyte per day, just in regular internet traffic, mostly from work stuff, and I would really rather not be stuck with some kind of $2000 cellphone bill. I called to ask if there were a bigger plan I could get on. They said no.

So I asked what would happen if I went over…

“Well, sir, we then bill you per-kilobyte.”

“I see. How much is it per kilobyte?”

“Ummm – actually, I don’t really know. I know we cap the bill at $100 though.”

“Pardon me?”

“We cap your bill at $100.”

“Soooooo… $100 is unlimited internet?”

“We… cap your bill at $100.”

“Ok, so $100 is unlimited internet, but you’re specifically not allowed to use those words.”

“That is correct, sir.”

Sweet. So $100/month for unlimited wireless internet on the boat. That smells like a tax-writeoff work expense to me.

Soon I will have to leave the relative safety of False Creek and head for unknown waters. My current plan is to head for Victoria and anchor in either Cadboro Bay or Esquimalt Harbour for a couple of weeks, then perhaps head north towards Nanaimo before coming back to Vancouver for another two weeks. I’m trying to keep my plans somewhat open, but I am starting to feel the itch to move.

Two Lists

Things That Suck:

  • leaky boat windows that, when removed for repair, show signs of rot
  • water supplies that are still not drinkable
  • stoves that still don’t work properly
  • boat batteries that don’t last long enough
  • generators that shouldn’t be used in the rain
  • rowboats in the rain
  • coffeeshop wireless that goes up and down and up and down and up and down
  • blogs that don’t auto-save your long, rambling post when you hit ‘submit’ while the wireless is down
  • goddammit!
  • Things That Don’t Suck So Much:

  • oatmeal breakfast with guitars at JT’s
  • taking the path less travelled
  • this coffee. I guess.
  • ugh.

    awake. too early. hung over.

    or rather, I’ll be hung over once I sober up completely.

    Yesterday was a full day of work, followed by a brisk 10km bikeride, a brutaltwo-hour kung-fu class, another brisk 10km bikeride, then a bunch of folks gathering for birthday sushi-beers. On the way home I braked on some gravel and went down – I think I’m ok, but we’ll see once I’m completely sober, my arm and hip are pretty banged up. I think it was pretty close, actually – based solely on the places my arm hurts, I think if I had gone down any harder I would have broken it.

    Currently I’m in Gastown, trying to figure out if I should go home to work, or try to work from coffee shops today. Thinking home is a better plan.

    Birthday

    Today, I turn 33 years old.

    Not that that’s a big deal or anything, but when I look back over the growth of the last year, I think. My friend told me that age 33 is significant to the Japanese, in that it represents the passing from being a “young man” to just being a “man”, or the entrance into the “summer” years of your life.

    I couldn’t find that on Wikipedia, but what I did find was that the Muslim faith believes that the dwellers of Heaven exist eternally in a state of being at age 33, and that Jesus was crucified at age 33.

    Regardless, 33 is the year in which I shall move onto my boat. In fact, with any luck that’ll begin this weekend!

    My mother and sister have outdone themselves, and clued into the fact that I am selling off or getting rid of most of my belongings, and as such I have no need for more birthday “stuff”. Instead, they both gave me gift cards for Canadian Tire, which is a mind-blowingly practical and useful gift. I have a list that I’ve been compiling for weeks of things that I need from Canadian Tire, and I’m sure the grand total will be many hundreds of dollars, so the gift cards certainly help!

    Another friend offered me a wonderful gift, though I’m not sure it was intended as a birthday thing – a free entry into a major security conference here in town later this month. Awesome! I was really interested in going to the conference, but frankly there was no way I’d be able to afford the $1700 entry fee. I’ll definitely be reporting more about the conference as I attend.

    Anyhow – no big plans for birthday night. I have kung-fu at 7pm, then will probably meet up with some friends for sushi at 9:30pm, but other than that, nothing. *shrug*. Such is the downside of having your birthday on a Wednesday, I guess.

    Great Strides Forward!

    If it takes ten hours to achieve three hours of actual work, who am I really cheating?

    This update is a bit long in coming, because I took off for Salem, Oregon to attend the Emrg-n-See Festival with Trent and a bunch of other amazing people. The vacation was welcome, even though it ventured into the United States, which as of late has made me somewhat wary.

    Regardless, I’m back now, and back at my ugly little cubicle desk in North Vancouver. There’s one major difference though…

    This is my last week. I am done this coming Tuesday!

    So I gave my notice last Tuesday – the big boss was neither surprised nor alarmed. I guess it’s been pretty obvious for a while now that our department has just been sitting here spinning our wheels, waiting for some guidance from the “new management” that never actually arrived. I mean seriously.. I was supposed to be reporting to a guy in the head office downtown, but I didn’t actually hear anything back from him for four solid months?!

    The two things I need to sort out currently are my cellphone and a laptop for the new job. The new Evil Masters have provided a nice little budget for a new machine, but frankly after taxes it isn’t enough to cover a brand new Macbook Pro. I’m currently trying to see if I’ll be allowed to purchase my current Macbook Pro from this job – I negotiated a clause in my original contract here where I could buy out my laptop after one year of employment. I’m just a couple of days shy of nine months with the company, so I’ve offered them $100 per month on top of the original buyout fee. $1300 total for a Macbook Pro – albeit a used one – isn’t too shabby.

    On the cellphone front however I got some bad news today – the boss here agreed to let me carry my cellphone number with me when I left, but Telus (who are bitches) have a grip on the number with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth. Looks like I’ll have to have a new cellphone number shortly. I’m currently deciding between pay-as-you-go and a regular cellular plan.

    The more I think about this whole detach-from-the-office plan (and the more I read ‘The Four Hour Workweek’), the more I am convinced that it is a good idea. The biggest challenge will be to be honest with myself about what does and what does not work; maybe working in a coffeeshop will be fun, but will it be productive? If it takes ten hours to achieve three hours of actual work, who am I really cheating?

    My last day here is Tuesday, and then I have Wednesday and Thursday off, and then Friday I begin my new contract. I will be working the following Monday through Wednesday, and then Thursday I pack up and leave for two weeks in New Brunswick! This is going to be the really big test: can I work successfully from the east coast, possibly without my new Evil Masters even noticing that I’m not around?

    Another big question: as an independent contractor, how can I best track my hours? I saw a web app on Daring Fireball, but I foolishly neglected to bookmark it…